She will take you on a time trip, the greatest ride of your life. She will lead you back into the classroom and tie you to the chair. She will suck out the poison from the teacher’s apple and let you kiss her tainted mouth. She will be the most thrilling lesson you have ever learned. She will make your palms sing out with the sting of the cane. She will detain you and make you dance. She will set alight the youth in you again.